By Tooth And Claw Dragons

An Ode to Cuddlesnarf the Precious

The amusing song that addresses a peculiar dragon named Cuddlesnarf; sung in most taverns, and a favorite among (usually drunken) bards.

The lines of a song are written across the small book, accompanied by colorful pictures. The handwriting is large and blocky, smudged in places, with multiple corrective marks.


What d’ya do with a dumb ol’ dergn
What d’ya do with a dumb ol’ dergn
What d’ya do with a dumb ol’ dergn
Falling down the mountain

Tumbling down up and over
Tumbling down up and over
Tumbling down up and over
Every step down the mountain

Watch‘im dance, sing, and frolic
Watch’im dance, sing, and frolic
Watch‘im dance, sing, and frolic
Then push’im down the mountain

Zippy zap, sparkles n’ candy
Zippy zap, sparkles n’ candy
Zippy zap, sparkles n’ candy
Flooding down the mountain

Flippy flap go lil’ dergy wingies
Flippy flap go lil’ dergy wingies
Flippy flap go lil’ dergy wingies
Til he goes tumblin’ down th’ mountain.

What d’ya do with a dumb ol’ dergn
What d’ya do with a dumb ol’ dergn
What d’ya do with a dumb ol’ dergn
Falling down the mountain

Written/Told by: Tyveshel (NPC), drunken human bard
Contributed by: JPG

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